About This Game ABOUT THIS GAME:Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?This game features:Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!Awesome Boss Battles!Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)"Herbs"... !... And a Phuk-Ton More! 6d5b4406ea Title: Metal as PhukGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, StrategyDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2017 Metal As Phuk Download For Pc Highly Compressed metal as phuk walkthrough. metal as phuk review. metal as phuk this game is metal as ♥♥♥♥. I absolutley LOVE the game! The style and gameplay are very immersive and the comedy makes it a blast to play! I can't wait for another game. This game is a blast. As a fan of old school NES and SNES RPGs. This game is a blast. Really fun to play. Simple to get into . And if you like Metal. The references is a cheery on top. I do recommend playing this.. This game is lacking quite a bit in the rpg quality experience and the "humour" just isn't that funny, and I've been listening to metal for 18 years. Game isn't broken or a bad- just not very fun.. This game is a real diamond in the rough. Great story telling, through the lens of sarcastic humor glazed with a sugary coating of debauchery. If that alone doesn't get you wanting to play this game, it has great characters. Level up system is great, even rewards you for exploration. Combat is classic turn based RPG, nothing too fancy, which is exactly as these games should be. It's like old school Final Fantasy game play paired with Conker's Bad Fur Day style humor. 10/10 will play again.. Are all RPG Maker RPGs alike? If you had bought cheapo bundles in the past, you might start to think so. Same assets with characters transplanted between games in creepy fashion. The mediocre sounds. Crappy level design, Not in this case. This developer commissions or makes his own assets that have a unique flair. The soundtrack is actually fantastic. The menus are a bit flaky(go to Windowed mode and right click the top for options) and a design decision in Twisted Forest may make you spin your wheels in circles trying to trigger the next event. Hint: Talk to EVERYONE at the shop. You're welcome! Other than that section, the game is enjoyable and the monsters are cool, especially the bosses. The dialogue is creative though not as perverse as one may currently expect from Crankage. I guess with this being his first game, he had not quite pushed that envelope yet. But do pick this bundle up. Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play!: Hello everyone!Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en- Crankage Games. Happy Holidays + We now have a Patreon!: Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!Happy Holidays everyone!- Crankage Gameshttps://www.patreon.com/CrankageGameshttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon!: I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!- Crankage Games. Quiver Dick is back! October 26th, 2018!: It's here ladies and gents!https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Let's have some fun!- Crankage Games. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale Nearly 50% off!: You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!- Crankage Games. New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8AM PST!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. 12 Hours Until Official Launch!: It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen!October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/- Crankage Games. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + Next Game!: Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegamesWhere fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!- Crankage Games / Michaelhttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames
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